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October 8, 2020
Who doesn’t love a good joke and it’s 2020, so we could all use a good laugh, right??
Here are some of our favorite Halloween jokes for kids that we love sharing with our kiddos!
Q: What kind of fruit to ghosts love?
Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: No body!
Q: What do skeletons order at restaurants?
A: Spare ribs!
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos!
Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Q: What’s a ghosts favorite dessert?
A: Ice Scream
Q: What did the tissue say to the nose?
A: Put a boogie in it!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite day of the week?
Q: Why do ghosts hate it when it rains?
A: It dampens their spirits!
Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Q: What do skeletons say before dinner?
Q: What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist!
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was wound up!
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch!
Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject?
Q: Where do fashionable ghosts shop?
Q: What do witches use to style their hair?
Q: How do you fix a broken Jack O Lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What kind of monster loves to dance?
A: The Boogie Man!
Q: What do you call a pretty pumpkin?
Q: What kind of TVs do you find in haunted houses?
A: Big scream TVs!
Q: What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A: A hot dog!
Q: What’s a monster’s favorite kind of cookie?
A: A Ghoul Scout Cookie!
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