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Ghoulishly Good: Our Favorite Halloween Jokes for Kids

Who doesn’t love a good joke and it’s 2021, so we could all use a good laugh, right??

Here are some of our favorite Halloween jokes for kids that we love sharing with our kiddos!

Q: What kind of fruit do ghosts love?

A: Boo-berries!

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

A: No body!

Q: What do skeletons order at restaurants?

A: Spare ribs!

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?

A: Boo boos!

Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite kind of music?

A: Wrap!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He had no guts.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite dessert?

A: Ice Scream

Q: What did the tissue say to the nose?

A: Put a boogie in it!

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite day of the week?

A: Fright-day!

Q: Why do ghosts hate it when it rains?

A: It dampens their spirits!

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A: Necktarines!

Q: What do skeletons say before dinner?

A: Bone-appetit!

Q: What do ghosts like to eat for dinner?

A: Spook-etti!

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

A: He is mist!

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?

A: He was wound up!

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A: A sand-witch!

Q: What’s a witch’s favorite subject?

A: Spelling!

Q: Where do fashionable ghosts shop?

A: Bootiques!

Q: What do witches use to style their hair?

A: Scare-spray!

Q: How do you fix a broken Jack O Lantern?

A: With a pumpkin patch!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: What kind of monster loves to dance?

A: The Boogie Man!

Q: What do you call a pretty pumpkin?

A: Gourd-geous!

Q: What kind of TVs do you find in haunted houses?

A: Big scream TVs!

Q: What do you call a werewolf with a fever?

A: A hot dog!

Q: What’s a monster’s favorite kind of cookie?

A: A Ghoul Scout Cookie!

 

*Image courtesy of iStock by Getty Images.


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Laura Byrne
Laura Byrne is an award-winning former television news journalist who spent 15+ years in newsrooms across the state of Florida including Sarasota, Tallahassee, Fort Myers and right here in Tampa Bay where she still freelances on occasion. She covered the political beat, crime beat and every day breaking news during her time in Florida newsrooms, but is now focused on sharing positive news stories and events with families in Tampa Bay. She is a proud mommy of two little boys who keep her on her toes and laughing every day. Her goal is to inspire families just like yours to get out and play and experience all that Tampa Bay and our great state of Florida have to offer! She encourages you to share your stories and upcoming events so we can spread the good news.

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