Ice cream is the only late night treat that will suffice in this forever hot state.
You know every Disney character from numerous trips to Disney World.
The beach is every weekend activity…
…Even though your car is a beach in itself.
You patiently await your child to choose Universal Studios over Disney World.
You’re a master at applying sunscreen.
You can cruise super fly with the little ones any day of the year. #CoolDad
